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We really wish we could fully communicate with our animal friends so that we could make their lives easier. If only we could explain that sneezes aren't scary, that the ball didn't really disappear and that our friends should look both ways before crossing the road! Here are all the great things we'd tell our furry buddies:

Cheer Up, Fido!
Cheer Up, Fido!

"To my dog: I'm coming back soon! I'm not leaving forever! You don't need to be so sad when I go out the door." --Reddit

Just Keep Going!
Just Keep Going!

"Squirrels: If you're already 99 percent of the way across the road, CROSS THE LAST 1 PERCENT INSTEAD OF RUNNING ALL THE WAY BACK." --Reddit

There's A Better Way To Eat!
There's A Better Way To Eat!

"I saw a pigeon trying to eat a piece of bread today. Bless his crooked heart because he kept flipping it up in the air and giving other trash birds a chance at it. I felt so helpless. It would change this pigeon's life if he just used his foot to hold the bread down. Alas, he didn't understand that and lost the bread." --Reddit

See also: These Animal Jokes Will Have You Barking!

Sneezing Isn't Scary!
Sneezing Isn't Scary!

"Dear Kitty: When I sneeze, it's exactly the same as when you sneeze, so stop running away and looking back at me like I have wronged you." --Reddit

Don't Lounge On Your Lettuce!
Don't Lounge On Your Lettuce!

"Mr. Tortoise, you cannot eat the lettuce when you are lying on top of it. Move off then try again." --Reddit

See also: These 11 Stories About How Pets And Guardians Found Each Other Are Heartwarming!

The Ball Is RIGHT THERE!
The Ball Is RIGHT THERE!

"Dog: the ball is behind you. I just threw it. It's right behind you. RIGHT THERE. I'M POINTING AT IT SO HARD RIGHT NOW, DOG." --Reddit

Human Feet Aren't Monsters!
Human Feet Aren't Monsters!

"My cat thinks that my feet are separate animals. I don't see why, though. If you understand not to bite my hands, why don't you understand that you shouldn't bite my feet either?" --Reddit

The Vacuum Isn't Chasing You!
The Vacuum Isn't Chasing You!

"An open letter to all domestic animals: the vacuum cleaner is not trying to kill you." --Reddit

See also: These Stories Prove Dogs Are The Smartest Creatures On The Planet

Look Both Ways!
Look Both Ways!

"Dear Deer: STAY AWAY FROM THE DAMN ROADS. Or at least look both ways before you cross." --Reddit

You're Not Fooling Anyone!
You're Not Fooling Anyone!

"To my dog: I'll never forgive you for eating that sandwich and playing dumb when I came back and it was gone. I left the room for 20 seconds and you were nearly choking when I came back. After a giant heave and gulp, you look up at me like 'what?' You swallowed that entire sub in one bite and didn't even enjoy it, you jerk." --Reddit

Use The Squirrel Bridge!
Use The Squirrel Bridge!

"The squirrels near my house always use the power lines as a bridge to cross the street so they don't get hit by cars. One day, I saw a baby squirrel trying to run across the street and almost get hit. I yelled out loud, right at the bus stop, 'why aren't you using the bridge! You're going to get killed!'" --Reddit

See also: These Photos Of Adorable Animals Eating Berries Are Bloody Cute

Don't Walk Under My Feet!
Don't Walk Under My Feet!

"To my dog: I do not mean to kick you in the face as often as I do. I am tall and clumsy and generate locomotion primarily by directing what is a sustained and controlled fall. You are always, always at my heels. This will continue happening, and it breaks my heart that you have not learned it yet." --Reddit

Don't Be Coy!
Don't Be Coy!

"To cats: do not meow for attention and then proceed to lick your crotch as soon as we look at you." --Reddit

Thunder Isn't After You!
Thunder Isn't After You!

"Dog: That gigantic noise in the sky? It's not another giant dog, it's thunder. Barking at it will not make it stop. Thank you." --Reddit

See also: 16 Of The Most Adorable Pets Up For Adoption In The Midwest

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